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Originally Posted by Rausch
1) Freeze the glass - don't add water to a good (expensive) drink.
2) Learn blends. Malts. How many malts? Filters. Age. All plays in to the taste of the drink.
3) Play stupid and taste for free. You're in shape - find a gay bartender and ask him what the difference is. You won't have much difficulty selling yourself as a legitimate opportunity.
If you feel guilty remind yourself that women do this every single day and get drunk for free (I don't know what the kids call it now but it use to be "milking a man.")
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I'm not interested in drinking. I just want to know if you can REALLY tell the difference between 84 proof and 90 proof, especially when you're shitfaced.
It sounds like drunkard elitism.