I would make the greatest ****ing Pope ever. Massive reform all up in this bitch. I'd be like Jesus kicking ass in the temple and whipping all the money changers up.
Then I'd raise a shit ton of cash from melting down all the gold bullshit they decorate everything with and donate it all to charity.
They'd call me Pope Hope the 1st.
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.