Every week I'll drop in on a completely random Catholic mass via helipopeter. The service will be canceled and the congregation will have a big BBQ with a quote along for The Exorcist.
Speaking of that, if you think a family member is under possession, the Pope will perform exorcisms FREE OF CHARGE. Broadcast rights are up to the highest bidder.
Holy Water by Ozarka
Alex Smith's current 9.8 YPC is one of the lowest marks in the NFL over the last 10 seasons. Only a few QBs have been worse:
Ryan Mallett (9.8), Derek Carr (9.4), Christian Ponder (9.8), Brady Quinn (9.8), Ryan Fitzpatrick (8.6), Brodie Croyle (9.7), Charlie Frye (9.7), Bruce Gradkowski (9.4), David Carr (9.2)