Every week I'll drop in on a completely random Catholic mass via helipopeter. The service will be canceled and the congregation will have a big BBQ with a quote along for The Exorcist.
Speaking of that, if you think a family member is under possession, the Pope will perform exorcisms FREE OF CHARGE. Broadcast rights are up to the highest bidder.
Holy Water by Ozarka
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.