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he probably excelled in 5th grade gym class where you had to sit down and put your legs straight out in front of you, and try to touch your toes; they would measure it etc.
He probably kicked this shit out of everyone on that contest (figuratively speaking, of course)
"well done Jonny. you touched your toes and went 3" further"!
"Oscar, you're up."
"24" bitches. Suck it Jonny"
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