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Old 02-14-2013, 07:07 PM   #184
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Originally Posted by Iowanian View Post
Hee Ho Here you go.


Captured by gulf coast pirates
drifting hopelessly at sea
I've been dreaming for your quick return
from the SS minnow you soon will flee.

We'll hug and say I've missed you
I'll be waiting near by in the car
I've got something like a wooden leg
to welcome home your rusty star.

My Castaway Valentine
My heart has ached for you.
While you were tanning on the upper deck
my balls have turned 3 shades of blue.

But if you should not make it back in time
There are 2 reasons I'll be fine
while roses may be red, and violets are blue
a case of beer is cheaper than dinner just for 2

When you disembark the Jolly Roger
walk with dignity and class
But Soon I'll use my One eyed pirate
To knock the barnacles from your ass.

I'm glad you're at home, stop talking..
now remove those soiled clothes.
Tonight I'd better wear a condom
Or I might shoot it out your nose.
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