Originally Posted by Groves
Come down with 7-day "flu". Plant oneself at Sam's Club TV section the moment it opens. Unplug DVD player rolling Wall-E 2, switch to network showing combine. Take rolling office chair on display so you can change locations. Occasionally wheel over to get a $2 hotdog and soda. Day 3 you might splurge on bag of peanut-butter filled pretzels. Store in fridge section for maximum freshness.
Plan Bii: Hide in outdoor tent display overnight to get early start nest morning. Note location of Tums in isle 6.
This has to be taking place in Independence, right?