Originally Posted by Prison Bitch
Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.
I have 40 benders to 1 hummer.
And the wife use to be the QUEEN of hummers.
I don't put this out there lightly. All through HS and early College I was big on teh knob slob. Teh seggs was one thing but the hummer was the golden ticket.
This girl was the ****ing Willie Wonka of teh cog-candy.
Then came the ring...