"I had to talk my daughter out of TPing his house..."
***** when talking about Reid being his neighbor.
Y'know, I'll bet that conversation actually happened and I'll bet it was mostly him telling his daughter that she didn't need to get daddy in trouble.
Can't you just see the little *****ette being an evil !@#$ing gremlin?
"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..."