Originally Posted by GoWalrus
This is a legendary internet dating profile that apparently has a lot of success if you don't look like an inbred. Good luck.
Note: the actual profile part is only the first section. The other crap is more ammo to use.
Thats awesome I might just steal that. My age demo has probably never seen anything like that
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -HL Mencken 1933