I ****ed up three KC Strips! Yeah, WTF??!!! How hard can it be? I've done it right/perfectly a million times, and these ****ers might as well been turned into a bad pair of NBA sneakers!! I can't believe some poor cow died for me to do that shit to it. This meat was some other cow's baby, and I feel bad! I'd go to confession, but I'd rather not have a priest **** me after what I've done...
I hope Peyton Manning falls into a fire!