i don't use the packets of ketchup on ffries...i do take them w/me and keep them in my truck. when some dumb bastard parks too close to me, i grab a couple packets and stick them 3/4 way under my front tire that faces the assholes car. then, when i back out, they pop and shoot ketchup all over their rig.
"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits."
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