Okay, next batch.
'Hamas' Jenkins - Houston Texans. Mother-xxxx you, Rick Smith.
bigjosh006 - Atlanta Falcons. Dome teams are real football.
Guru - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson is doing wonders for this fanbase.
Kyle DeLexus - Houston Texans. Even without Eric Winston.
Arrr, a rare Talisman sighting - Indianapolis Colts. Double the pleasure with a team that rubs KC's nose in the dirt every recess.
Eliminate the racist "Chiefs" nickname and become the Kansas City Ermines. It's time, people.