Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower
Wow, and you didn't even know both of us work in journalism.
But no. She's got a boyfriend.
He could go as
. The two of you could take turns escorting her around. She can treat you like a harmless co-worker and she can gush over her boyfriend.
"Well, it is one thing for Bill Clinton to say, I feel your pain. It is another thing for Barack Obama to say I feel your pain that I have caused." - George Will