Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower
Wow, and you didn't even know both of us work in journalism.
But no. She's got a boyfriend.
He could go as
. The two of you could take turns escorting her around. She can treat you like a harmless co-worker and she can gush over her boyfriend.
“[Cruz] might not be the most fun to have a drink at the bar with, but America needs a designated driver.” - Mica Mosbacher, wife of the late Robert Mosbacher, Secretary of Commerce