Originally Posted by Argo
Go **** a whore.
I haven't had sex since the end of January and I feel like a loser?
That's what I would do if I were on an epic drought.
One of my buddies was on a 2.5 year drought and was thinking of getting a hooker and I told him not to, unless he could guarantee safety in not getting arrested... so we did lots of research to insure his safety.
Turns out there are review sites for hookers. The one we found was http://eccie.net
He found one that had a couple of reviews and he was safe and got no police escort... but a live woman escort.
We did some math on it and called it "hookernomics" In the end, it's much cheaper to **** a hooker once or twice a month than to get married, have kids, buy a house, buy 2 cars, put kids through college, etc. LOL
Be safe dude.