I live in the American Gardens building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm twenty-seven years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
Soothing Beauty Mask
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser, Oil Free - 7 oz
In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser...
Neutrogena Body Wash for Clean, Clear Skin 8.5 fl oz (250 ml)
then a honey almond body scrub...
100 Percent Pure - Organic Honey Almond Body Scrub - 14 oz
and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Nivea for Men Energizing Face Scrub, Normal Skin, 4.4 Ounces
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque 12 oz. Jar
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Nivea for Men Sensitive After Shave Extra Soothing Balm, 3.3 Fluid Ounces
American Crew After Shave Moisturizer 4.23 oz.
then an anti-aging eye balm...
Nivea Revitalizing Eye Cream Q10 0.5 oz.
followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.
Nivea for Men Skin Essentials Protective Lotion, SPF 15, Normal to Dry Skin, 2.5 Fl Oz.