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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess
liberal?!?! 
I have no political beliefs.
Check that...
as long as I can wake up, jerk off, play xbox, drink, have sex with random girls if I am lucky enough I don't give a shit about politics...
wake me up when I make more than $40K a year and don't spend all of my money on bar tabs and dirty sluts
so the next time I vote (which will be the first time), it'll be for a guy who guarantees me xbox and jerk off lube...that's something I can truly get behind |
Rest assured when I say you won't be voting for me. There's now way in hell I hand a guy a bottle of jerk off lube for the purpose of getting him to get behind me.