and I've had two great ideas over the years and one of the is 1-800-callamexican
hungry for a place that doesn't deliver? Shit, call a mexican...throw 'em a $5.
don't feel like mowing the lawn?! Call the mexican hotline...throw 'em a $20.
don't feel like banging your wife? Call a mexican...he'll do it free. Don't matter what she looks like.