Originally Posted by Sofa King
Of course it was.
He sent her packing by whipping out his eleven inch trouser snake and frightening her off with it, although she kept throwing longing glances over her shoulder.
Oh, and she was a supermodel.
Who had a famous actress friend with her who also wanted him.
And they just won't stop texting him, even now.
It's hard to be him. It's like beautiful women just flock. Bringing blowjobs. And ice cream.