Originally Posted by COchief
You know what, F it, it's Friday and most of you should enjoy it, plus I feel I should share this beauty with the world.
Yes, she is on rollerskates, hoola hooping, topless, and yeah those panties had jingle bells. Santa was very good to me this year.
This a screenshot from a phone video, I had to do a bunch of crap to clear exif data so I hope at least one of you douches appreciate it.
Also, she is in no way my typical type, but I thought it was funny that I had probably one of the only Omaha approved ladies on CP. Oh and yeah, obviously crazy as shit, but controllable and fun crazy.
Joeckel-esque arms, legs of Bo Jackson, and her face was left out for a reason.
The difference between you and other guys who have cute hookups, gfs, wives etc, is we don't use "I ****ed a hot chick" to make up for being a complete moron.