& still, to this day - Tyler Bray can drink a Sonic Route-44 cup full of black cock key chains.
A couple of years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people left and right. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. Dogs died. Cats died. I saw a girl fly through the sky... and I looked up her skirt.
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