This signing is nothing more than milking more money out of Mizery.
Clark: How do we sell more tickets?
Andy: Well, there's that MU QB from New Orleans.
Clark: Brilliant! Those people are suckers. We've already stolen millions.
Andy: He's not that good and he's too short.
Clark: Does "short" mean less money from the MU fanbase?
Andy: Nope. They're convinced MU has a relevant athletic department and have believed it for years.
Clark: Party on!