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An Irishmen walks into a pub and orders 3 pints of Guinness.
The bartender looks at the lone man and brings him the 3 pints.
In order, the Irishmen takes a sip of each one until they're gone.
The bartender asks. 'Why do you order three and drink them like that?"
The Irishmen responds. "I promised me brothers that I would always have a drink for them when I drink."
So this goes on for months, until one day the Irishmen comes in and only orders two pints. So the bartender brings him the two pints and tells the Irishmen that's he's sorry for the loss of his brother. The Irishmen doesn't understand at first but then he realizes what the bartender is saying and says "Oh! Me brothers are fine, I gave up drinking for lent."
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