Damn - as of close of business yesterday, Brett Wallace was 1-21 with 17 strikeouts.
Seventeen!. The guy could have a BABIP of 1.000 and his batting average would still be below the Mendoza line.
That's gotta be close to the worst start in history, doesn't it?
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