Damn - as of close of business yesterday, Brett Wallace was 1-21 with 17 strikeouts.
Seventeen!. The guy could have a BABIP of 1.000 and his batting average would still be below the Mendoza line.
That's gotta be close to the worst start in history, doesn't it?
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.
2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13