['Hamas' Jenkins]

The textual history of Phil's '06 US Open collapse from the CP archives

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Just once I'd like to see Phil hit a ****ing 3 wood instead of a driver when he needs to hit a fairway

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Jesus, this is a ****ing joke.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Phil needs to bag that ****ing piece of shit driver.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

What a ****ing collapse. Miller is absolutely right. Just hit a 3 iron off the tee and make no worse than a tap-in 5.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I can't believe Ogilvy chipped in on 17. What a lucky friggin shot.

Phil could have done what Payne Stewart did to him in 1999. Pitch out, hit a wedge into the green and make a goddamned putt for par, tap it in if you miss.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I can't ****ing believe this shit.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Worse than anything Greg Norman ever did...plays the last 3 holes 3 over par....kept going back to that driver when he knew....HE KNEW he couldn't hit a fairway with it to save his life. Norman lost to fluke shit like Bob Tway and Larry Mize, Mickelson just pissed away another US Open.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Phil's caddie may be his best friend, but he needs to find someone on the bag who can actually tell him to bag the ****ing driver and pitch out when he's against it. How do you not hit 3 wood/3 iron on 18 when all you need is par???

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I feel dirty after watching that 18th hole, like I've just watched people get skinned alive.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Nobody ever talks about Faldo winning the 96 Masters, they always talk about Norman's implosion.

This Open will be remembered for Phil's Vesuvius-level blowup, and Monty's piss chili dip chunk iron shot. Ogilvy will go down as an afterthought in people's minds, but the champion in the record books.

Strange game golf is, the cruelest of all games.