I'm officially on lunch now.
My typical lunch was to get in the car, find a street to park on, and smoke till my 30 minutes were up.
I know the smart thing would've been not to get into the car, and not even give myself the trigger. But I'm in the car, and at my smoking place. And I am not smoking.
Why?
Paraphrasing Matt Damon discussing why he picked the wrench....
... because **** this. That's why.
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"And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car."
- Tommy Lasorda
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