Originally Posted by Demonpenz
Bombs are still less dangerous than molasses.
While your joke is a bit early to be tasteful, I appreciate the clever use of history.
For those of you who are like "umm, WTF is he talking about", he's referring to the Boston Molasses Disaster, which killed a couple dozen and wounded over a hundred.
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