Originally Posted by Amnorix
While your joke is a bit early to be tasteful, I appreciate the clever use of history.
For those of you who are like "umm, WTF is he talking about", he's referring to the Boston Molasses Disaster, which killed a couple dozen and wounded over a hundred.
Wow, that's crazy. Killed by a wave of molasses has got to be one of the worst imaginable deaths possible.
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.