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Originally Posted by GloryDayz
Doode and brother get found
Doode and brother get in shoot out
Doode's brother gets way shot-up, doode runs over him and out-runs Motorola
Doode is shot-up a little and bleeding though
Earth goes on lock-down
Royals and Royals fans get ****ed out of a game!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doode hides in boat in a backyard
Cops figger it out
Cops all over the joint
Cops light some candles and send in a Robot
Doode surrenders like a pussy!!!!!!!!!
Locals clap, rejoice and offer the cops and firemen blowjobs and anal!!!!
Cops spend copious amounts of time saying they're awesome
Back to a boring baseball-less Friday
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