Originally Posted by KS Smitty
I wouldn't call it mundane, but I don't want a set of pots and pans for Mother's Day. I'd have to use them to cook for my family which I have to do anyway. I want something that is for me and me alone that reminds why I cook for my family: mother's jewelry, a family portrait, a day away, a plant from each family member, something that will make me smile every time I see it.
Hell give me the pots and pans on my birthday.
Oh, I get it. You want a dildo.