Men should hate marriage... it's like a contract where... if you lose, you automatically lose 1/2 your shit and a percentage of future earnings.
Plus, you get just one vagina for the rest of your life... if you **** a different vagina, the 1/2 your shit rule goes into effect.
Marriage is awesome for the women, though. They always get the kids, the house and the stuff. Heh.
Why are gays fighting for marriage? Do they NOT like half of their stuff? Just donate it.