A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
I lured him in with some crumbs of bread
And then I smashed his yellow head
The crap I learned from my father growing up.....
"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."
-- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant