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Old 04-22-2013, 04:02 AM   #45
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When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea

When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When itís hanging likes a chad and your butt hurts really bad
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're driving in your car,
and your house is just too far
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When your stomach is in pain,
and your making chocolate rain
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you think it's chicken soup
but it's really liquid poop.
Diarrhea diarrhea

When you have Thanksgiving turkey
and your stool is a stank hot slurpee
Diarrhea*Diarrhea

Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When youíre sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When youíre rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When youíre lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummyís feeling funny
and your pants are hot ní runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When youíre looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it sounds just like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When*you know that certain smell
and were eating Taco Bell.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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