Originally Posted by hometeam
This will be my first mothers day as a father. And if she remembers, I am sure she wants some sort of gift.
Forgot about that shit. WTF are you supposed to do on Mothers day?
Tell her you want pot roast for dinner.
"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."
-- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant