We went 2-14 last season. With our first three picks in the draft we:
Drafted a LT number one overall so Clark doesn't have to give our franchise LT a big, fat contract. Nice money saving move with the first over pick
Traded the 34th overall pick for a mediocre, backup caliber QB. He will be our QB for the next four or five years. This is great, because it allows Dorsey/Reid to avoid developing their own QBs just like the Chiefs have done for the last 30 years.
Drafted a mother ****ing TE with our third rounder. Makes sense. Not many holes to fill on a team that went 14-2 last season.