[Dayze]

'Twas the night before the 4th Round, and all through my house, not a creature was stirring, except Dayze and his pistol.

so there I was; miding my own business, dreaming of tits and beer; then BANG!.....wake up. "eh....must have been thunder". about 10 minutes later, whilst still awake....BANG!. This time I knew it wasn't thunder. It was loud, abrupt, and didn't dissipate like thunder would.

Called the police and waited. They took a good look around outside. The sound was above our bedroom, like something fell on the roof, or someone fell on the roof.

Pretty good response time from Lenexa PD. I'd say about 3-5 minutes.
So, now I'm wide awake, and will probably browse the Ass or Tits thread.


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