Originally Posted by teedubya
My daughter said, "We're getting a new daddy, someday."
I said, "What? What makes you say that, honey?"
She: "Well, you're gonna die soon."
me: "I'm gonna die soon? What? Why do you think that?"
She: "HAARP is gonna get you."
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.