Originally Posted by alpha_omega
They aren't really admitting what the headline leads us to believe. All they are really saying is that we made a clerical error.
In any event it requires a full investigation, and in all likelihood some heads will roll.
Homer: [looking at watch] Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold over there!
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.