As a service to our fellow men, perhaps we should come up with a priority list of things to have sex with, so they can make better decisions. I'll start with a few, and others can add to it.
This is in descending order of preference.
Your own hand
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.