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Old 05-16-2013, 12:18 AM   #69
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I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."


The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."
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