Okay, I sent a message to the #2 pick to move forward, and let's do this.
Luck is off the board. Do not draft Andrew Luck.
If you want Kuechly, draft Mr. Irrelevant (Chandler Harnish) and we'll give you Kuechly.
Other than that, proceed as normal.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!