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Old 05-22-2013, 03:08 PM   #863
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
99. CoMoChief
Join Date: 3/10/05
Total Posts: 28,314

Although every single one of his 28,314 posts have been absolutely terrible, you can't deny this idiot has a spot on CP's top 101. Seriously. This guy is gold. As a gambler, we really like people like CoMoChief when we're on the fence. Any time I see this idiot 'guarantee' something, I know to go with the exact opposite outcome and it has literally never failed me one time. He spends most of his time on MySpace and I'm pretty sure he and Mecca shared a girlfriend one time. Or maybe Mecca was his girlfriend? I don't ****ing remember.

Pros: Likes guys with long hair. Cheers for the Tigers and the Jayhawks adding to his already unintentional comedic value to the site. No gag reflex. Talks Chiefs football (albeit with horrible takes) on a message board called ChiefsPlanet.com unlike Donger and Frazod (Frazod being the one who thinks football is rigged because he's a fat ****ing moron).

Cons: able to have children

Outlook: a loser; probably will always be very low on this list; still cooler than Donger
Posts: 56,356
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