Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
His sideburns have to be the most intriguing, befuddling, vexing things on television today.
Who the ****, outside of The Shire, grows sideburns that wisp clear down to one's chin?
He has bested Mitch Albom in the mystifying coiffure department.
- first google hit - https://twitter.com/ReedusSideburns