Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
His sideburns have to be the most intriguing, befuddling, vexing things on television today.
Who the ****, outside of The Shire, grows sideburns that wisp clear down to one's chin?
He has bested Mitch Albom in the mystifying coiffure department.
- first google hit - https://twitter.com/ReedusSideburns
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.