Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
His sideburns have to be the most intriguing, befuddling, vexing things on television today.
Who the ****, outside of The Shire, grows sideburns that wisp clear down to one's chin?
He has bested Mitch Albom in the mystifying coiffure department.
- first google hit - https://twitter.com/ReedusSideburns
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein