05-23-2013, 11:40 PM
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Can't Use That Disney Ass Name
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Charleston, SC
Casino cash: $10015211
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Originally Posted by J Diddy
I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.
Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
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