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Originally Posted by KCUnited
I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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Women want someone who can make them laugh and protect them. So basically a Clown Ninja.
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