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97. Fat Elvis
Join Date: 4/27/01
Total Posts: 5735
Fat Elvis isn't a terrible poster. He's just really, really, really boring. I went over his thread history and not counting any threads mentioning "Geno Smith", he's had 1 good thread. If you throw out that one famous thread, the threads he has started over the years average about 9 posts per thread. Basically what that tells me is this guy is one of the least interesting active posters on this website. He only averages 1.3 posts per day yet he spends a lot of time on this site. Even he realizes he's one boring mother ****er. I wonder if there is a way we can get Frazod and Donger down to 1.3 posts per day?
Pros: Is a big advocate of rape and rape tax. Has a great sense of humor and knows when everyone talks about raping everyone it's tongue and cheek and we're not being serious.
Cons: Pretty sure he was raped. Listens to a lot of Pink. Votes democrat. Eats a lot of pork.
Outlook: more rape, more posts, higher ranking in 2014
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