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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls
Is her name Michelle?
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no you son of a bitch
I'm trying to tell you that that girl is ****ing awful and literally goes out, has 3 beers, and is just a dreadful human being
she works with the guy who goes out with me every day every week and he invites her and her awful friends out
the ongoing joke is that I pretend I'm in love with her and that's why you see pictures of her always popping up on my facebook
if you don't believe me, I am sure I can prove it
even if I wanted to bang this atrocious girl, she wouldn't bang me...because she literally seen me out 3 times this week and literally I left with a different girl each time
oh and she claims she doesn't masturbate so gross