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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

94. Bump
Join Date: 11/5/07
Total Posts: 11,199

Bump is a total dumb****. He's everything I hate about a stoner. These son of a bitches think marijuana is so 'good' for you and doesn't effect you in any way, shape or form! Well I have news for you, dipshit, you're an idiot. Stoners are ****ing gayer than hipsters. (I realize most hipsters are also stoners which makes them the gayest of gay.) This "stoner", bump...who is my age...has claimed to have managed a $1,000,000 per month restaurant in KCMO. Yeah...huge pothead moron Bump is running a restaurant that generates more revenue than 99% of the restaurants in America. He's running a Vegas resort in KCMO! Yeah Bump, pot does NOTHING to effect you, eh? Bump is so successful he lives in a Boston ghetto and has to carry around a butcher's knife in broad daylight because all of his neighbors are Mexican gangsters. Bump pays $10 a month in rent, though...so it's a risk he's willing to take (****ing section 8). A typical dinner for Bump consists of a handful of sour patch kids and string cheese. He once invited Frazod over for dinner...and lets just say thank God Bump carries around said butcher's knife. Frazod was hungry and all this poor reerun had to offer was expired fruit loops and a bathtub full of better cheddars (apparently potheads eat a lot of cheese). Bump still looks three ways before he crosses any road.

Pros: Marijuana has made him impotent. Posts primarily in DC. Really good at finding Waldo.

Cons: he watches little kids pee in public; I've seen him jerk off on chatroulette before; once experimented with sixlets; put 8 of them up his butthole and only 6 came back out

Outlook: fortunately sixlets no longer exist; needs to spend less time at Bed, Bath and Beyond buying up their entire supply of bath salts and post more than 5 times per day to have any chance of moving up this list; should probably get a job and stop s'in so much d to afford his $10 rent and his $200 a week drug addiction...that's a lot of d bro, that's a lot of d (at least we know he's not getting hard while he's doing it)

ok this one got a little more creative and I like the frazod integration