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Originally Posted by Saul Good
It's only fascinating if you overthink it. This thread consists of the most entertaining poster on CP providing hundreds of posters with free entertainment while other posters who hate him (KCNative and Frazod) do their unfunny shtick in an attempt to gravy train off of hootie's thread. In reality, they are making it almost unreadable.
If they were smarter, I would give them credit for their subterfuge, but it isn't actually by design. Instead, it's page after page of "stupid post is stupid" and "pootie scale" (it's funny because he's calling him pootie instead of hootie) that you have to slog through in hopes of finding something actually worth reading.
If that's not enough, Phil and Clay, strong contributors themselves, can't stand not being the center of attention, so they criticize from the sidelines, angry that they didn't come up with the idea themselves.
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Yes! SaulDouche comes charging to protege's rescue! I'M HERE FOR YOU SON! IT'LL BE OKAAAAAAAY
10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!