[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by frazod

Hmm, this isn't so much a review as an excuse for Pootie to lick the shitty taint of the overrated quarterback of our most hated rival. Pootie's battles with Amnorix are epic, yet Amnorix wonders who he is. Pootie secretly regrets not jumping on the Pats bandwagon. So do we. Sure would suck if all this bullshit were happening at PatriotsPlanet.

And what happened to the theme? First no Donger, now no frazod? How long until he forgets how to count? All those wasted brain cells would really come in handy about now.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!