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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale
I can't even stay on topic after looking at this pic, though I will own that I can find no link between cancer and aspartame in human studies.
Seriously though... do you have a shirt that says "come at me bro'? Fake tan... shaved chest... shirtless picture with pants pulled down below the pelvic line? . |
My chest isn't shaved. I'm naturally hairless up there, which is weird because my legs look like they belong to Robin Williams. If I could grow a 70s porn chest-rug, I TOTALLY would. I don't normally walk around with my shorts pulled down that low; that was just to illuminate the extent of my lean-ness.
Here's what I looked like the same day without the tan:
It's a pretty big difference.
This one is like 2 seconds after the tan application:
My wife calls that my "Superhero look."